So i want a tattoo! Obvious choices for me where Clyde the Orange ghost (Pacman), the mushroom icon from Super Mario, and Astroboy. After being LAFFED at from my friends I decided it was time to think srs bzns! So I thought about the obvious, My last name, My initials, My birthdate in roman numerals.. All of which are absolutely BORE. So i thought zany again; penguins, koalas, hispanic pimps and hoes riding rhinos to a tolder’s third birthday, when suddenly I realised I had only made the above options up whilst writing this blog. So now I’m opting for a Panda.

I have brought the thought of a Panda to my friends, with many of them giving me slightly confused dazes. However, I believe this is my one! You see, Pandas are Tyson’s FAVOLITE animal, not because they taste great or because they are so cute and cuddly (bitch, you piss one off and you be paying for it!), but because of one simple fact. They’re multicultural (LIKE MUAH). Black, white and asian (LIKE MUAH) and because they’re just so freaking awesome..

So then it came to deciding how i want it. The positioning of the tattoo was a no-brainer for me, ON MA RIST SO DA CHIX CAN C IT DUH! But how the hell is the Panda going to sit there? Is he going to be fat and cute, fat and mean, anorexic and scene? I’ve decided against all of those to something much more freaking awesome. I PRZNT 2U INK BLOT TEST 2010:

What do ya see right hurrrr?

I think it looks freaking awesome, Something quite similar to that would be awesome, no white background, just the plain black on my skin! I think its cute enough to be a panda, not cute as to the extent that I look like I just got my ass bleached, and it is what i want it to be, A FREAKING PANDA!

I have not put this current idea past anybody yet, as i know with this would come the many doubts and the “omg you are so stupid” I DONT CARE! I LOVEE DA IDEA OF A FREAKING PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Im so excited, the only thing i’m not looking out for is the price of it