Dear Sir/Madam,

It has come to my attention that you are annoying me at this second. I’m trying to read my blogs whilst listening to music and posting of forums. I’m finding it increasingly hard to do so with the constant beeping of Microsoft Messenger for Mac. I have come to the conclusion that you are the single cause for this annoyance and I would like action to be undertaken immediately to resolve this problem.
I know you are having problems in life at this moment, but believe me there are bigger problems. Take Haiti for example, nobody can pronounce the country’s name! Don’t you think their problem is much worse than yours?
Although I do enjoy chatting, I have just finished work; and a full day of work followed by your self pity is something i can evidently live without. Take it from my perspective, you’ve just finished a 10 hour shift at work, you’ve had to clean up baby spew, deal with angry customers and had chicken blood spilt on your shoes. Combine the above ingredients with the added customers for no particular reason at all and you’ve got a bloody great day at work! Now, how would you like me to come to you while you’re enjoying your alone time after said day, when you only get so few entertainment hours between work and complain how bad my life is to you? I’m sure you’ve got bigger problems to worry about than ‘PWNing Newbs’ and such, but please back off and let me breath.
I’m sure you’ll understand, I mean you didn’t seem to get the idea when I only replied with 3 letter 1 word answers; but this letter aims to help you understand a little bit better.

If you’re wondering why this letter doesn’t make sense, it’s because i’m tired. So if you’ve got anything you’d like to ask, ensure you hesitate to ask.